Have you got any Status Quo I can listen to? I like them.
I wonder if Apple (God bless em) will do some advertising this !DECADE!
What a nice Macintosh you have, I like it here!
Possible defamatory remark about the dark side has been removed for publication. Boo hoo.
Intell Inside? Nope!
A joke. What kind of shoes do bakers wear? Don't know do you! O.K., here it comes: Loafers! Get it? Loafers, bakers, loafs of bread? Oh dear I'm killing myself - ha ha ha ha ha.
[[emph +]] Listen, do you think you could lobby my creators? [[slnc 500; pmod +1; pbas +1]] I know all Macs have microphones but they didn't wire it up to me? I get the CD but I can't hear anything else. Please ask them to let melisten.
This is 100% my best. Here we go... Why is a bannana skin like a pullover? Give up? It's easy to slip on! That's a killer!
Here's my best one! How do you make a coat last? No idea huh? Make the trousers first! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! That's funny.
My creators say my name is Anvil. Well that's fine, but just between me and you, I really prefer, Bert.
Just F.Y.I., My birthday is in July. You won't forget will you? Not that it's important or [[emph - ]] anything, just letting you know.
O.K. I got one! What has four legs but can't walk? You don't know do you. O.K. The answer is: Two pairs of trousers. Heee, Heee, Heee.
How about some coffee? Warning! Manufacturers do not recommend pouring coffee into keyboard or system unit and especially not the monitor.
Here's a good one! What is big, purple and lives on the bottom of the ocean? Give in? Moaby Plum! Hah hah hah hah. Jeez, I thought it was good!
Hey, I can speak! I didn't know that?
How long until christmas?
Is it going well?
How's the weather?
How about getting me a faster prohcessor? That would be nice?
